Chief Housekeeper
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jessicabiotech:
"Alright you caught me."

W-wait seriously?! You are ?!

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jessicabiotech:
"No, whatever made you thought of that?"

Because you talk to Magnus a lot.

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jessicabiotech:
"He'll find out. He has spy to report misbehaving crew members."

….Is that spy you?

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Sleeping in the arms of the legislator that he some how managed to fit in his room. Its the best decoration ever! 

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Sometimes I wonder if Ultra Magnus even knows when someone falls asleep right in front of him…

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Anonymous:
Driiiiiift~ I've missed you, where have you been?

driftsetadrift:

naive-gate:

driftsetadrift:

"Greyface? Who are you? I’m sorry I don’t recognize one from the next."


"What?! I’m sorry about that…but I’m glad one of them came back." Tailgate is just happy for you.

"I am too. He came back carrying, this’ll be my family’s fifth kid, fourth I’m related to." Sighs. "This is gonna be interesting with so many little ones."

Tailgate tilted his helm, not really sure he was understanding what was going on was a good or bad thing. “Well its nice to have a big family right?”

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Anonymous:
naive-gate: -kisses your helm some how because- Hi Trepan, how are you? I missed you and I haven't seen you in forever

sassy-mnemosurgeon:

sassy-mnemosurgeon:

"Now who might that be?", the mnemosurgeon purred as he felt small servos on his helm and a kiss soon after.

"It’s Tailgate, isn’t it?", he guessed before turning around to return the kiss - on his lips.

Sadly he had underestimated the anons ability to disguise. They apparently were even better at it than Cybertronians!

"Bob - that small insecticon that belongs to Sunstreaker, right? Is it true he let’s the thing frag him? There are some rumours about these two. If it’s that kind of ‘adorable’ you want to be you should maybe look out for a bigger mech to warm your berth?"

Tailgate sputtered at the question “W-what?! I never heard that rumour before!” He spoke softly as if afraid of getting caught “Bob and Sunstreaker interface with each other…that’s…wow…like really, WOW.” He doesn’t know what to say.

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jessicabiotech:
"Maybe it was cause of your visor. He noticed right away when I was asleep."

Maybe…but I didn’t move until my helm hit the desk and I had to quickly make an excuse that he would believe. -nervous laughter- And he really did believe it.

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jessicabiotech:
"His rules put me to sleep when I first came here."

When he was teaching me the Autobot code I fell into recharge right in front of him…I can’t believe he didn’t notice.

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jessicabiotech:
"Rodimus making you a housekeeper to clean up his mess so Magnus won't scold him."

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You know I never saw it that way…

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